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penis promanade

Posted by Matthew Eskuche on 4/7/2007
 Featured by Amy Canada Ellenhorn
"i'll have the lobster tail special and a glass of sparkling wine "

"and for her?"

"oh, she'll have the shrimp scampi and do you have good crab here at Red Lobster?"

"well, it's a Sysco grade C product.."

"o.k., bring that and some fried mozzerella. wait, she's on a diet. just a glass of water please."
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 Artist:   Matthew Eskuche  Contact Artist 
Matthew Eskuche


is the 7-11 still open? were out of chips...

the meal, days in preparation. the men dressed in the finest suits of linen and silk. the women, draped in jewels Cartier himself would be jealous of, and so couture its got Coco Chanel and Louis Vuitton going white and whispering. a Chateau Brion 73' brimming over a fine Venitian goblet. regal Wolfhounds resting after the hunt. Versailles eat you heart out, we got Wal-Marts!

buy more crap!



http://www.matteskuche.com


Comments
  • Pakoh
    		 hahaha
    Pakoh: all dressed up and no place to go!
    4/7/2007 10:16 AM
  • Travis Weber
    		 Ear muffs
    Travis Weber: Is her back all hairy?
    4/7/2007 12:15 AM
  • C.E.Proffitt
    		 my cox wears a tux
    C.E.Proffitt: top of tha line.
    4/7/2007 12:28 AM
  • Robert Koch Glass
    		 Nice
    Robert Koch Glass: Pearl Necklace!
    4/7/2007 12:43 AM
  • Garrett Keisling
    		 Yo Matt
    Garrett Keisling: You should make a chess set of those, kind of a psuedo Tosso piece, that would rock!!
    4/7/2007 10:37 PM
  • Amy Canada Ellenhorn
    		 wait..she's on a diet,,,
    Amy Canada Ellenhorn: you crack me up
    4/7/2007 11:26 PM
  • JC Herrell
    		 !
    JC Herrell: He's a sexy hot penis! She's not bad, either. Nice!
    4/7/2007 11:42 PM
  • Arturo Ulloa
    		 HILARIOUS!!!
    Arturo Ulloa: ........HAHA!!
    4/8/2007 5:58 PM
  • Misticglass
    		 ?
    Misticglass: does that make the chick a hermapherdite?
    4/8/2007 6:42 PM
  • tSOULfas
    		 whoa
    tSOULfas: i hope those are pearls dripping from her ears and neck...partys over.............nice work but i can't look at cock anylonger
    4/9/2007 11:04 AM
  • Jeremy Bizzano
    		 sweet!
    Jeremy Bizzano: nice dongs matt!
    4/9/2007 1:55 PM
  • Sabina
    		 ///
    Sabina: Nice package Matt!
    Makes me re think that shrimp dinner from the shirt....
    But seriously, nice work, I love it!
    Sabina
    4/9/2007 3:45 PM
  • Corinne Winters
    		 super cool!!
    Corinne Winters: exquisite!!!
    5/12/2007 12:30 AM
  • TriSymbolizeGlass.com
    		 hard up 'a?
    TriSymbolizeGlass.com: nyce, the ears match the necklace and her dress is down around her balls... wait, her balls?!?
    12/18/2007 8:34 PM
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